Slow as Molasses
I have been told I am as slow as molasses. I have also been told I go too fast. I suppose my speed depends on what I do.
When anyone or anything is slow as molasses, it is really slow.
A few exceptionally slow items include:
- Dial up internet service
- Turtles
- Many children (and teachers) on the first day of school
Making molasses is a slow process.
My friend Greg Lawhorn makes molasses every September. It takes all day, but the finished product makes it well worth the time. Read about Greg’s Molasses Day in the September Kentucky Monthly magazine.
Pouring molasses is also a slow process.
Thick sticky molasses takes its time getting from the jar onto a waiting hot biscuit. However, once again, the taste makes it well worth the time. Molasses covered biscuits stick to the ribs.
Occasionally people talk about something or someone as slow as molasses in January. Cold temperatures make molasses pour slower than usual. Although I may be slow, I hope no one thinks I am that slow.
Better to go slowly and work well rather than fast and work poorly.
As the story, The Tortoise and the Hare, teaches, “Slow and steady wins the race.” Watch a cute children’s song based on that story here.
“The Lord is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in love” (Psalm 145:8 NIV).
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On my first trip to Cañon City, Colorado, my husband and I walked across the nearby Royal Gorge Bridge. Several people use that bridge as a jumping-off place. They bungee jump from the highest bridge in the United States.
After a long hard day, most of us look forward to work in the short rows.
When we open a can of worms, we find a tangled mess.
Years ago, Ernest Tubb and Red Foley sang “
Dr. Seuss wrote, “With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.”
Someone asks a question. We don’t know the answer. What do we do? We may say, “You’re guess is as good as mine.”
Food for thought means something to consider. 
You made your bed, you must lie in it has nothing to do with making a bed. The expression focuses on behavior.
While on a trip, many of us look forward to the end of the road.