Slow as Molasses

Slow as Molasses

Slow as Molasses--Greg Lawhorn making molassesI have been told I am as slow as molasses. I have also been told I go too fast. I suppose my speed depends on what I do.

When anyone or anything is slow as molasses, it is really slow.

A few exceptionally slow items include:

  • Dial up internet service
  • Turtles
  • Many children (and teachers) on the first day of school

Making molasses is a slow process.

My friend Greg Lawhorn makes molasses every September. It takes all day, but the finished product makes it well worth the time. Read about Greg’s Molasses Day in the September Kentucky Monthly magazine.

Slow as Molasses--molasses on a biscuitPouring molasses is also a slow process.

Thick sticky molasses takes its time getting from the jar onto a waiting hot biscuit. However, once again, the taste makes it well worth the time. Molasses covered biscuits stick to the ribs.

Occasionally people talk about something or someone as slow as molasses in January. Cold temperatures make molasses pour slower than usual. Although I may be slow, I hope no one thinks I am that slow.

Better to go slowly and work well rather than fast and work poorly.

As the story, The Tortoise and the Hare, teaches, “Slow and steady wins the race.” Watch a cute children’s song based on that story here.

“The Lord is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in love” (Psalm 145:8 NIV).

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6 thoughts on “Slow as Molasses

  1. When we were on The Toby tour, to New England, we were walking on Commerce Street where the molasses flood of 1919 occurred. Your post reminded me of that. The molasses wasn’t moving slow that day!!! So glad I met you and Tim on that trip!

  2. Thanks for that reminder, Shirley. I had not put that event and our travel on Commerce Street together. Someone probably mentioned it, and I didn’t hear. I’m so glad we met as well. I hope our paths cross again.

  3. Hi Diane saw your story in country Extra did you have a date for the Greg Lawhorn molasses’s days at his farm ? I’m very interested in going. Thank you.

  4. Hi, William. I just spoke with Greg. Due to COVID-19 concerns, Greg has cancelled this year’s Molasses Days. However, he always schedules it the Saturday before the Casey County Apple Festival’s September
    cutting of “The World’s Largest Apple Pie.” You can check that date next year at https://caseycountyapplefestival.org. I’m so sorry this year will not work out for you.

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