Two Left Feet
Sometimes I think I was born with two left feet. I constantly bump into things and discover bruises with no idea how I got them.
I have had this talent all my life. As a child, I practiced math by counting my bruises. I think fifteen to twenty was my record.
Two left feet means clumsy.
I bump into:
- Doors
- Furniture
- Counter tops
This awkward talent often results from having my head in the clouds. My mind wanders. I fail to pay attention.
Two left feet often refers to a poor dancer.
I have never danced much. However, when I dance, I pay more attention. A few people have a tough time getting their dancing feet to work together.
Practice improves coordination.
If I focus on my task, I run into things less often. If dancers practice, they improve their skill. Paying attention always helps.
When walking or dancing, focus on feet. When reading or talking, watch those words. When listening, remain all ears. Pay special attention when God directs.
“Listen and hear my voice; pay attention and hear what I say” (Isaiah 28:23 NIV).
Thanks to Charles Smithers for the suggestion.
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5 thoughts on “Two Left Feet”
I can relate to this, Diana! My daughter is a lefty. As a child she ran into things all the time. At the age of three and after endless “Are you all right?” became our mantra, she began yelling out, ” I’m okay!” Great post! You took me down memory lane. Thank you.
Gail, sounds like your daughter and I could be twins, if we weren’t born years apart to different mothers. You’re welcome for the trip down memory lane. This was fun to write.
There are times when I feel like I have two left feet. I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. 🙂
You are definitely not alone, Melissa. We can swap woes anytime.